Yugo, sure, but de car don't!

Yu-go "Beep, Beep, Crunch!"
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Yu*go (yoo-go)
  n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
     2) 4x4 hood ornament.
adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.
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Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas!  (If it can still hold liquid.)
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
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Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
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What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri, 
...if you give it a  fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...
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Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 
   2) Push off cliff. 
   3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap. 
   (30-mile/3-day warranty included!)
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A man entered an auto parts store...
Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo."
Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade."
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I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.  
...It was in the front.
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Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
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Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
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Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag. 
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast*