How Y'all Doin'?

YOU KNOW YOU*RE IN TEXAS WHEN...

*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
*You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off...
*You can make sun tea instantly...
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
*Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one...
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
*Hot air balloons can't go up...
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car...
*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets...
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
*Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout 
counter...
*A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store...
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear, "what if I get knocked out and lay on the pavement and cook to death?"