"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
2 + 2 = 5 for very large values of 2.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
All computers wait at the same speed.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
C:\DOS ... C:\DOS\RUN ... RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\WINDOWS ... C:\WINDOWS\GO ... C:\PC\CRAWL
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Cereal Port Not Responding. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

DEL *.* = 100% file compression.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Email returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.
File Not Found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Hey Babe, what's a nice baud like you doing on a modem like this?
Hit any user to continue.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then Programming puts them in.
Mainframe: the biggest pc peripheral available.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Programmer: a red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Programmers never die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.