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So You Got Computer Problems
eh?
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Etch-a-Sketch
- Y2K compatible
Help Files or a
Y2K compatible system - no
electricity needed
Tech
Desk Help Notes - there are hurting people out there...
Computer
Help Desk Calls - yes there is people like this out there...
Murphy's
Law of Computing - what everyone needs to know...
10
Commandments of computing - Thou shalt not use the CD as a coffe cup holder...
Computer
Definitions - hey who said I don't know nerd jargon?
Computer
Viruses - If these were true, we'd be in big trouble...
Something
to give to a coworker who's puder crashed.
Urban
Legends - Snopes - excellent source on spoofs and urban legends...
Hit ANY key to continue... Yep.
Good spot for more jokes:
http://www.computerjokes.net/
This by far is my favorite - the exploding computer!
"It's never done that before"
So
You Got Family matters eh?
20 Excuses for being late - if you boss believes this, I got land for sale.
Haircut Anyone? - Difference between Men's and Women's...
Parents Dictionary - what every new parent needs...
Simple Truths for Parents - true life wisdom to new parents...
Wedding Groaners - Isn't being married Wonderful?
Confused Families - I'm my own grandfather eh? kinky...
Real Men - learn how to be a real man!
Old? Who me? - I'm just chronically challenged...
Money money, money!
Miracle Diet Plan - here's a fool proof way of loosing weight...
Calorie Counters - need to count those bad calories?
Telemarketers - Quick answers to those supper time calls
Home Cleaning Tips - 15 tips to make or break guests visiting you...
College Life - there's no life like it!
Exam Time! - Done to the tune of Nite before Christmas...
Dust Bunny's - vicious beasts roam your house...
Puppy Dog Rules - things to teach your future heros...
Dad said so - did you ever find yourself saying this...
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So
You Go To Church eh?
Honk if you love Jesus - cute bumper
sticker
Last Words what you want to hear at your funeral...
Church Bulletins Actual bulletins...
Funny Church Jokes - good ones to tell your pastors
Nice Stories - to warm your heart with :)
Good prayer - to start your day off right...
Fundamentalists - You know you need prayer when...
Letters to God - Cute letters to God from kids!
Heavens Grocery - Best shopping list around!
Wisdom Part III - More wisdom for us "obviously challenged".
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So
Y'all from Texas eh?
Texas Vistors Guide Y'all know yer in Texas when...
Texas Politicians - or lack of...
Cowboy's Logic - Or lack of it...
Here Moosie - Texas Hunters and Moose
Man it's HOT! Like...whew!
Cows - Like Moo eh?
Saskatchewan - if you can say it, you're probably from there...
Driving in Calgary - a must know on road rage...
Things not to say when pulled over...
Aviation Quotes - for new wanna be fight
pilots...
Approved Texas SUV for Environmental folks
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So
That's Not Punny eh!
Puns - Signs of the times! Puns of Steel?
Oxymorons1 - Hurry up and wait!
Oxymorons2 - Wait there's more!
Awake - Things that keep me up at night!
Chickens - Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Famous Quotes - Good ones for paranoid people...
Groaners - need i say more?
One Liners - These are groaners! To think these guys get paid for this...
Newspaper Headlines - or are these guys serious?
English Quirks - Come destroy the English Language with me!
Bumper Stickers - intelligence behind the wheel?
Advertisements - Attention getters
Doctor! Doctor! - some interesting reading on those prescriptions...
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So
you want Groaners eh?
Things that keep me up at night - well not
really...
Yugo Cars - You Go, but the car don't...
Snappy One Liners
- need a good comeback?
Elevator One Liners - Bored while riding an elevator?
Light Bulbs - How many...
Short Books - wanna read something fast? Winners...
Product Warnings - are we really THAT dumb???
Military Repair Reports - Your tax dollars at work...yep
McDonald Douglas...wanna to buy a fighter jet?
New Jeep - Some guys got more money then brains...
Psychic Help - Or was that Psychotic Help line?
Movie Cliches - Or Like "yeah right...I'm sure..."
Santa Splat on plane
So
finally some things to ponder:
Ten Things for the New Year...be thankful :)
Paradox of our Times...how true.
Soap Opera's...what you really learn from them.
Real Friends...who they really are.
Plea for Help...for professional sports players.
Tom's Thoughts.
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